Kleptoparasitic animals, like the bald eagle, are basically the cheesesteak kings of the animal world. Instead of hunting down their own "whiz wit" meals, they swipe juicy, prepped-up catches from others, like ospreys and gulls, who did all the work. Picture the bald eagle as the guy in line who cuts ahead and grabs the last cheesesteak you were eyeing – pure Philly hustle! Just like how the Philly Eagles snatch victory with a clutch play, the bald eagle swoops in and takes that prime cheesesteak from under someone else's beak. It’s a classic cheesesteak heist, every time.
